Food Humor (jokes for everyone)

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What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box?

A Box of Quackers!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In and You Can see for yourself

A man walks into a restaurant and walks up to the Hostess Stand
Excuse me miss "he asks" Do you serve Crabs here
Of course she replies, We'll serve just about anyone.


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Why did the corn go to the doctor?

It had an ear ache.

What did the potatos dance to at their wedding?

I only have eyes for you.

What did the banana peel sing to the banana?

I've got you under my skin.


What does ice cream get on vacation?

Freezer burned.


LOL!

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